The solution is obvious! You just have to account for the rings of polynomials obeying the commutative law often enough for the fractal geometry to quantify. That's as idiotic as my not being able to continue the research after your dad died because I'm only a super genius whereas he was a super duper one. I want to grow my arm back using cutting edge science.Ĭouldn't you make some kind of robot arm instead? Sure, you're entitled to that information. Tell me about the top-secret research you were doing with him. The next morning, ANDREW visits RHYS' house after GOOGLING the ADDRESS. This room is filled with spiders! And a giant machine with an unclear purpose! Gosh if science isn't dandy.ĪNDREW touches one of the WEBS which causes the ENTIRE MACHINE to STOP WORKING and also covers him with SPIDERS, one of which BITES HIM!ĪNDREW is CAUGHT but allowed to go home because TRESPASSING isn't ILLEGAL in the MARVEL UNIVERSE.ĪNDREW discovers he has SUPERPOWERS by ACCIDENTALLY SEXUALLY ASSAULTING someone on the SUBWAY and BEATING UP her RESCUERS. He gets into RESTRICTED AREAS since OSCORP has an iOS GAME instead of a SECURITY SYSTEM. Hey you're not a prospective intern here! Promise me you won't sneak off or I'll be in huge trouble.ĪNDREW AGREES and then IMMEDIATELY SNEAKS OFF. Hi, I'm the head intern here! And even though I needed several Master's degrees to get this position I'm just a teenager. To Oscorp!ĪNDREW lies about his identity to sneak onto a tour, which is led by EMMA. It's not important at all! It's just a briefcase, and definitely doesn't have a secret compartment with files in it like your dad's desk did!ĪNDREW takes the case upstairs and finds SECRET FILES smeared with MATH! Also, there's a picture of RHYS IFANS, whom ANDREW GOOGLES.Īha, Rhys was my dad's science BFF who now plays God by crossbreeding species. This raises all kinds of questions such as 'why do you have it?' and 'is this movie really going to be this obvious about its plot devices?'. Say Uncle Martin, I just found my dad's briefcase in the basement. Honest.ĪNDREW goes home to his Uncle MARTIN SHEEN. Hey Chris you leave that Abercrombie model alone! We have to go to SAT prep classes, listen to self indulgent music, get drunk on non-alcoholic beer and do other high school stuff because we're high school kids. Well this is the last time I do anything for non-selfish reasons until halfway through the second act, so I guess it does. This will teach you to stand up for other weak defenseless kids whom I bully! Better just start over.ĪNDREW GARFIELD is getting his ASS BEAT by bully CHRIS ZYLKA. Oh shit this is the wrong Spiderman script! God, it's like trying to tell a hockey player apart from a convict. Who am I? You sure you want to know? If somebody told you I'm an average, ordinary guy not a care in the world. ANDREW GARFIELD is BROODING on a TALL BUILDING.
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